Two For The Price Of One - ABBA

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He had what you might
Call a trivial occupation
He cleaned the platforms
Of the local railway station
With no romance in his life
Sometimes he wished
He had a wife
He read the matrimonial
Advertising pages
The cries for help
From different people
Different ages
But they had nothing to say
At least not until the day
When something special he read
This is what it said

If you dream of the girl for you
Then call us and get two for the price of one
We're the answer if you feel blue
So call us and get two for the price of one

If you dream of the girl for you
(If you are dreaming of someone that could be right for you)
Then call us and get two for the price of one
(Why don't you call us, and you'll get two for the price of one)
We're the answer if you feel blue
(We may be the answers to your problem, a chance with the two)
So call us and get two for the price of one
(Why don't call us, and you'll get two)

He called the number
And a voice said Alice whiting
The voice was husky
And it sounded quite exciting
He was amazed at his luck
The purest streak of gold he'd struck
He said: I read your ad
It sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be
Mutually fulfilling
Why don't we meet for a chat
The three of us in my flat
I can't forget what I read
This is what it said

If you dream of the girl for you
Then call us and get two for the price of one
We're the answer if you feel blue
So call us and get two for the price of one

She said: I'm sure
We must be perfect
For each other
And if you doubt it
You'll be certain
When you meet my mother

ABBA - Two For The Price Of One